Date: Tuesday, 4/6/2004 Subject: Retirement Dear Sir, It's been a hard decision, but I think I will retire after this season. It's time to let the youngsters take my job.
Regards, Mike Lansing
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004 Subject: Status of Alex Hernandez Dear Sir, Alex Hernandez isn't hitting the ball at all at AA San Antonio Missions! He has an AVG of .242, so a demotion is the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004 Subject: Status of Pete Zoccolillo Dear Sir, Pete Zoccolillo shouldn't play at AA San Antonio Missions! He has an AVG of .198 over there, that might be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/11/2004 Subject: Status of Mike Colangelo Dear Sir, Mike Colangelo shouldn't play at AA San Antonio Missions! He has an AVG of .246 over there, that might be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/19/2004 Subject: Contract extension question Dear Sir, My contract expires after this season. I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards, Darryl Kile
Date: Tuesday, 5/25/2004 Subject: Status of Chad Hutchinson Dear Sir, Chad Hutchinson has problems at AA San Antonio Missions! He has an ERA of 5.14, so you might want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/26/2004 Subject: Extension? Dear Sir, I am really enjoying playing for your team. I would be interested in a contract extension! How about you?
Regards, Kevin Millwood
Date: Friday, 6/18/2004 Subject: Extension? Dear Sir, I am really enjoying playing for your team. I would be interested in a contract extension! How about you?
Regards, Juan Encarnacion
Date: Tuesday, 6/22/2004 Subject: Contract Dear Sir, I would like to negotiate a contract extension! Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards, Jeff Kent
Date: Saturday, 6/26/2004 Subject: Contract extension Hello, I just wanted to let you know that I'm in my last year of the contract. Are you interested in giving me an extension? I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards, Mark Whiten
Date: Monday, 7/5/2004 Subject: Starting pitcher Manager, Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher! Would you please treat me as one and put me in the rotation?
Regards, Juan Cruz
Date: Saturday, 7/31/2004 Subject: Progress of Andrew Good Dear Sir, Andrew Good has nothing more to prove at A Wisconsin Timber Rattlers! He has an ERA of 3.11 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards, Scouting Director
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